Best Real Estate Photos EVER!

So, I am on the hunt for a new apartment. The little old man that broke in and caught me sleeping in my panties- is back. He tried to get in again. Supposedly, he didn't come for another look- he genuinely believes he has a brief case full of his stuff inside my place. Luckily I had had the locks changed.

The first time was just funny. Now, I am annoyed and slightly scared. Since I don't speak or read Chinese, my options are limited. I have been exchanging emails with apartment owners but Chinglish is hard to understand.

They also have different, how shall I put it, advertising standards. I requested photos of an apartment and this is what I got....

I am not sure if the place comes with the little old lady or the exercising girl, but I am not taking my chances. One bothersome old man was enough.

Literally, these were the only 2 pictures the landlord emailed me. Really? Really!

Anyways, I believe I have found a new place and should be moving in to it on Christmas Eve. I will post pictures once I am settled. Can't believe I have to re-orientate myself again. Oh well, should be fun- key word is: should.